i heart php and I can take my shirt off in 4 sexy counts.
April 11, 2006
Today was a very productive learning day. Was knee deep in my O’Reilly PHP book and working on a few problems that I can proudly say I was able to tackle! I ended up rewriting a Breadcrumb function that now works so much better. Then I added a few little neat php functions on this site that I’m rather proud of. Nothing big. That’s tomorrow!
And what does a girl knee deep in learning PHP all day do at 9:30 pm? She races off to strip aerobics when she also learns how to take her shirt off over 4 sexy counts. When I first signed up for this class I thought it would be a hoot. Just a lot of walking around and looking sexy, like how girls dance at the strip club.
Boy was I wrong. It’s more like a Pussy Cat Dolls boot camp for suburbanites. 15 mins into the class and I’m ready to die.
Thrust! Roll! Chest Out! Ass Out! More Thrusting! Double Time!
“sexified” exercise of the night:
Sexy Pushups: Knees on the floor, with you back curved so that your ass is sticking up in the air, place one hand in front of your face and the other your butt. Now do your push ups. 4 sets of 8. Please note that if your in the back row and look up, a sea of thongs poking out covers the horizon. This makes you feel better knowing that you’re not the only one with a red thong poking out. This also made the old guy at the window very happy too. All is good when everyone is happy.
Next week we are suppose to bring heels for a dance number. Finally, a reason to bring out my 9 inch candy red platform stripper shoes out of the walk in closet! Well maybe I will just bring some 3 inchers.
